Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I would buy this

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag

This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and glowing lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.

Use the glowing lightsaber zipper pull on the Tauntaun sleeping bag to illustrate how Han Solo saved Luke Skywalker from certain death in the freezing climate of Hoth by slitting open the belly of a dead Tauntaun and placing Luke inside the stinking (but warm) carcass. If your kids don’t change their tune on which Star Wars film is the greatest ever, you can do your best Jar Jar impression until they repent.

Link -via Unique Daily

Ok so this is not a REAL item you can purchase. It is a joke offer set up by the ThinkGeek site. Dammit!! I would so totally* buy this. maybe even 2.
and yes I truly am that big of a DORK.

* There's that damn word again. dammittttttt.

1 comment:

Thrill me...dripsome brain droppings here.