Saturday, January 31, 2009

How to take over the world:

My mind wanders as I make my daily drive to and from work each day. Tangents and rants ensue.


How to take over the world:

First off, Violence is not the answer. That’ll just be like you average gunslinger and someone will want to take your place.

What you have to do is get everyone on your side.

How to do that?

You will need to create nanobots (or Dnanobots) that are cued to enter into a host body and to root themselves within the brain. Basically what they would do is travel directly to the pleasure center of the brain and then task backwards along the deepest wrinkle.

Once the Dnanobots conga line is created, they will then reprogram this crease for purposes that are more nefarious.

Using coded DNA, they will use a combination of electrical stimuli and a relay to the hosts optic and neural net to recreate this path. As the host rests, their subconscious will be bombarded with signals from both their visual and audible networks that reprogram a sense of pleasure and peace coincided with my image, pheromone, sound and/or touch.

In effect once awake I will be their sole concern above all else.

As the Dnanobots exists, they also reproduce and they will produce a signal as well so that the more that exist in an area, the stronger the field. The stronger the field the stronger the feeling. One man in the outback will think I am just a swell guy but New Years Eve at Times Square would create a field that would make women (and some men, I would guess) swoon at my very presence.

Now, how to deliver the bots… Probably a virus like the common rhinovirus would be the most effective. This way you would be able to skimp on the locomotion engineering of the Dnanobots. Just one subject would need to be infected with a full dose of the newly created virus agent.

1 person will infect 10 on day 1

This will infect 11 to the 2nd power on day 2

Those will infect to the 3rd power on day 3

Those will infect to the 4th power on day 4

And so on and so on

After about 3 months, the entire world would be mine!!!!!!



In theory of course.

Friday, January 30, 2009

And so it begins...

OK everyone has to start somewhere so here I will start by book marking the beginning.

Been doing some reflecting lately on the past, present an future. I know, how do you reflect on the future. I don’t know I just have. I have found a few things out that I used to know but I had suppressed and beaten down so far into the mud of my psyche that I had almost forgotten they ever existed.
#1. No matter how you peel it, I used to be a BAD Boy. I know, I know it sounds so very macho and stud-like to be called a bad boy. Rebel without a cause, clue, clause and or crouton. Doesn’t change the fact that less then just 20 years ago I was the bad egg.
I was the one that the parents did not like their children hanging around. Thing was that these parents did not know that I was loyal enough to my friends to take the heat for them. It was the easiest answer to any problem “ Dude was…” or “Dude was here and …” Sometimes I deserved it, sometimes I didn’t. Overall though I gotta admit. I deserved it.
My parents raised me right. They raised me NOT to be one of societies cattle.
Think for yourself,
be your own person,
stand for what you believe is right.
Easy enough to say, harder to practice. Shunned by High School peer groups for being “odd” I found a small cache of like-minded individuals and (for the most part) still friends with them today.
Some where along this road of life though I changed.
I forgot about that part of me.
The part that walked that noble line.
The part that flipped back his long hair, straightened his black jacket, flipped the world the bird and in a clear even voice said “Screw you world. Today, we are doing it MY way.”

Or maybe it’s just gas. I’m not sure.
I had a lot of M&M w/peanuts today.