Saturday, January 31, 2009

How to take over the world:

My mind wanders as I make my daily drive to and from work each day. Tangents and rants ensue.


How to take over the world:

First off, Violence is not the answer. That’ll just be like you average gunslinger and someone will want to take your place.

What you have to do is get everyone on your side.

How to do that?

You will need to create nanobots (or Dnanobots) that are cued to enter into a host body and to root themselves within the brain. Basically what they would do is travel directly to the pleasure center of the brain and then task backwards along the deepest wrinkle.

Once the Dnanobots conga line is created, they will then reprogram this crease for purposes that are more nefarious.

Using coded DNA, they will use a combination of electrical stimuli and a relay to the hosts optic and neural net to recreate this path. As the host rests, their subconscious will be bombarded with signals from both their visual and audible networks that reprogram a sense of pleasure and peace coincided with my image, pheromone, sound and/or touch.

In effect once awake I will be their sole concern above all else.

As the Dnanobots exists, they also reproduce and they will produce a signal as well so that the more that exist in an area, the stronger the field. The stronger the field the stronger the feeling. One man in the outback will think I am just a swell guy but New Years Eve at Times Square would create a field that would make women (and some men, I would guess) swoon at my very presence.

Now, how to deliver the bots… Probably a virus like the common rhinovirus would be the most effective. This way you would be able to skimp on the locomotion engineering of the Dnanobots. Just one subject would need to be infected with a full dose of the newly created virus agent.

1 person will infect 10 on day 1

This will infect 11 to the 2nd power on day 2

Those will infect to the 3rd power on day 3

Those will infect to the 4th power on day 4

And so on and so on

After about 3 months, the entire world would be mine!!!!!!



In theory of course.

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