Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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Christina will lose both her breasts in cancer battle

Christina will lose both her breasts in cancer battle

Last week, we revealed that actress Christina Applegate had confirmed she was suffering from breast cancer – and now she has been advised by doctors to have both her breasts removed. The 36-year-old actress, who you may recognize from films such as Anchorman and The Sweetest Thing, is taking the drastic step because it is her best chance to combat the disease. The star's rep confirmed, "The operation was the ultimate preventive measure. Her doctors were taking no chances that the cancer could spread to the other breast even if only one breast was initially involved in the diagnosis." Christina's mother is a two-time breast cancer survivor, and she underwent the double mastectomy operation back in the 70s. Christina is clearly taking the advice of her doctors and being incredibly brave about the whole thing. heatworld hopes she makes a full and speedy recovery.


In local news, My wife Wildcat, has decided to not only go for the double mastectomy operation but also have a hysterectomy as well.

She is mostly motivated by removing the off chance of more cancer (Thank God they didn't find it in her arm or we would be lopping off appendages) but also by the chance to have her excess "baggage" removed from around her middle and up to her chest.

Right now we are battling over the size of the new kids on the block. She was a fuller C then she has and I want a full D.

I know typical man.

I see it this way, they will have to completely remove her nipples and make new ones and tattoo them to color. That's fine and dandy but Wildcats most sensitive part IS her nipples. Without the originals around to help me motivate her senses I fear I will be looking at sexual recession bigger then the economic one we are in now. So, if I cant use those 2 pieces of hard candy to help me in my endeavors, then at least lets go a bit bigger to compensate.

Plus I told her that, with the way she complains about her figure, not going to a D would mean they would suck out as much leaving her with more exercising to do afterward. I even offered to have them put me next to her and inject the excess directly into my ass so I might have one.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, that's such a hard decision to have to make. My mother went through that a few years ago. Hugs to you both.

    Good luck with the sex end of things...stay creative! I can't imagine losing my nipples, I'm the same way she is, they are essential to sexual pleasure for me.


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