YouTube - Democrat Hank Johnson Afraid Guam Will "Tip Over and Capsize"
I would pay cash money to watch Guam tip over just because Sargent Slaughter had an extra McNugget with his happy meal.
This was an elected official? THIS GUY was the best they had?
Oh wait.. that sounds too much like a presidental election.
They must have just grabbed Rubby town drunk and offered him a pint to ramble on about a lost Gilligans Island episode.
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