All I need to know, I learned by watching Dr. Who

All I need to know, I learned by watching Dr. Who

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• Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously
• "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes" - The Doctor "Robot"
• Be polite to strangers - offer them a jelly baby
• Face bureaucracy with sarcasm
• Bad guys always wear black
• Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow
• Never trust anyone with a sinister beard and a high collar
• When in doubt, bang the console
• Nearly anyone will fall for the really big lie at some point
• If it glows, avoid it
• The gravel quarries are not what they seem
• Bad guys will not see you if you stand rally close to the wall, even if they walk right past you
• All the aliens speak with British accents
• All alien planets have corridors somewhere
• There's nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle (apart from a voice activated lock)
• Every alien planet has open cast mining
• "When I say run, RUN!" - The Doctor (It's not practical to reference all the stories this one came from)
• "Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another" - The Doctor "Greatest Show In The Galaxy"
• "Somewhere else the Tea's getting cold" - The Doctor "Survival"
• The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever
• "Humans have an amazing capacity for self-deception" - The Doctor "Remembrance of The Daleks"
• If you're so clever, follow me up the stairs
• Your best weapons are your mind, your scarf, and your brolly (Brit for umbrella)
• Blowing up earth will not solve your own impotence
• You never know what you're going to get
• "I am the master, you will obey me" - The Master (Another one that is impractical to reference)
• Life is hard, then you regenerate
• However bad it may be, it'll all blow up in the last scene
• Companions may come and go, but your K9 is forever
• "I'm HAPPY!" - The Doctor "Happiness Patrol"
• "First things first - but not necessarily in that order" - The Doctor "Megolos"