Have you seen the Powerball lottery
total?
450 million dollars.
That is truly a helluva lot of money.
I mean,
wow! Almost half a billion dollars.
Just like the rest of humanity I do
like to dream about what I would do with that kinda cheddar.
I would set it up so I could just live
off the interest for starters. Figure 80 million would give me a
living wage of around 50k a week. Especially with no bills that
should be more than enough.
Id do all the normal crap too. You
know, new dream house, killer cars (not really a guy who cars too
deeply about driving a nice car. Just a toll to get me from point A
to point B but with that kind of money why not.)
Family and friends taken care of
obviously. Id give my brother in laws about 1/4th of what
I would give my sister. Why? Because my sister has always been there
110% for me and mine and I cant say the same for my wife's brothers.
Id have about 10 million set up to just
spend. Frivolously and stupidly.
This would be the “get it out of your
system” money. Spending to get the spending out of our system.
Once the past, present and future were
set and solid then I would start getting beneficial.
One thing id like to do is make a deal
with a local car lot and have these golden tickets made up.
Then Id find people driving beaters.
The cars held together with bailing
wire and spit and were rust colored cause they were mostly rust.
Id go to Wal-mart and places like that
and look for families mostly.
Id give them a golden ticket that they
could trade in for any car on the lot they wanted. All expenses paid.
They could do whatever they wanted with the car, meaning keep it or sell
it, whatever.
That would make me feel good.
Think id also setup a scholarship fund
too. Donate to the local school library. Shoot donate to the school since our beloved Governor decide to yank 3 million from the budget.
Maybe days when I was bored go to the
local grocery store and buy peoples groceries.
Yeah that would be fun.
Seeing peoples faces light up when that
damn money burden is lifted from their shoulders even momentarily
would be a wondrous thing.
I believe with my whole heart that
having the burden of money removed from my shoulders would go a very
long way to lifting my depression. Maybe not forever, no but for at
the very least a year I would be all grins and giggles.
Unfortunately trying to get rich by
winning the lottery is akin to trying to kill yourself by just
traveling by commercial airlines. They say that you have a better
chance of getting hit by lightning on your way to buy the ticket than
actually winning.
Still that lightning does have to
strike and I will be paying my $10 dollar idiot tax by buying a ticket.
Like my dad would say “someones gotta
win”
So what would you do to be beneficial?
What kind of unusual practice can you
think of to help out your fellow man?
Give me some ideas in the comments.
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Thrill me...dripsome brain droppings here.