Your brain is fantastic in how fast it
and calculate and compute.
No computer on the planet can operate
as well and good as that slab of meat sitting between your ears!
For instance: let’s just say you are
putting you cellphone into your breast pocket and for some reason or
another you miss.
Your brain immediately screams “GRAB
IT”
It then sends the necessary
instructions to the arms
“45 degrees and grab… NOW!”
“33 degrees to port and grab on my
mark…NOW!”
However, sometimes your brain is moving
so fast that the impulse coming back from the fingers saying
“WE HAVE CONTACT”
Well that crucial information just gets
lost in the melee.
All of this in just a matter of
nanoseconds
So the end effect is you end up
standing there having what looks to be a cross between a mild seizure
and demonic possession. You stand there beating at your own person
like you are putting out a small fire as you slap ineffectually at
your bouncing phone
This all ends as you finally watch in
horror as your own arm, the arm you have known all your life and who
you thought was your friend, ends the fight by flinging your phone
across the room to smash delicately into the far wall.
Or as I like to all it
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Thrill me...dripsome brain droppings here.